Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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