talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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