i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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