Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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