i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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