Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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