Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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