So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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