i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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