I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Randomize
