Porn is love you can see.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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