the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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