I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said her name was "party"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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