I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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