New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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