omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
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we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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