Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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