So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
