Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
No subtext here. People are naked.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Randomize
