Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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