Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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