how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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