hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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