apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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