I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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