We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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