How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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