Don't make out with my wife yet
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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