scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I would fuck him just for his dog
that may or may not have been my penis.
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