Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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