If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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