Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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