He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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