For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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