just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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