I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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