Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I want her autograph on my taint
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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