Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
this must be what syphilis tastes like
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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