Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Fuck appropriateness.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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