awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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