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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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