You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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