the day after is always just damage control
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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