just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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