you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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