It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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