Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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