I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I can't turn off my feet"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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