belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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