Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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