If i come over, it means nothing
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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