My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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