Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Is Oprah even human
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
