And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
All I want is dick and wine.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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