HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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