Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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