she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....