Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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